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You Know You Re A Redneck When

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You see a No crack sign and you pull your pants up. You might be a redneck if burning lighter fluid is your favorite smell in the world. Jeff Foxworthy S You Might Be A Redneck If Game Board Game Boardgamegeek You hear Luke I am your father. You know you re a redneck when . She got to readin. Your whole family is Democrats except little Mary. You Know Youre a Redneck if. You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors doeuvre. Its the redneck wife starter pack. 252 You know youre a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey. Buck Naked Line Dancing isnt a videotape its Ladies Night at the local bar. 254 The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid youll wear to the 4-H Fair. You might be a redneck if youve ever had to wait to use the toilet because the dog was drinking from it. Here is your solution. You know you might be a redneck when. If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain you might be a redneck 16 If your wifes hairdo has ever...